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Mrs. Jones・Ships no later than February 6, 2017・One Lip Wonder

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🌲🇨🇦 This will ship February 6, 2017, at the latest. Print a photo and put it in a Christmas or Valentine's Day card! Let your loved one know that each Vaginament® is being endearingly sewn by hand, one at a time, by a happy Canadian oddball, in her family's little dining room. You can even crib this run-on sentence 😚 PS: Each Vaginament comes in it's own little bag, ready to gift...Bingo, bango, best gift ever ❤️

* If you already have an open Big Cartel or Etsy order with me and would like the orders shipped together instead of separate, please leave me a note upon checkout. Then I can combine the shipping and refund any overcharges :)

* Please note the estimated shipping date, and that I ship using Canada Post. Tracking is only included with orders over $100USD.

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The One Lip Wonder™ Vaginament® is the teeniest meeniest of the ladies. Measuring in at a demure 2.28" x 3" (58mm x 76mm), these still pack all the punch of the regular sized Vaginament ornaments. And at a more compact price, you can have a gazillion around the house. Or hang them from your ears, all the rage in SoHo!

Mrs. Jones・One Lip Wonder・2.28" x 3" (58mm x 76mm)・aqua blue / linen white / lime

Measurements are prior to stuffing, and do not include the hanger (approx. 1.5" - 2" drop)

Poofy labia are gently shaped, folded, and hand-sewn onto a teardrop-shaped felt mons for an eye-popping multi-dimensional look. A wee 9mm stud is nestled within the folds, and lends each Vaginament® ornament the perfect amount of quirk! Go on, ring it. The ornament is then lightly stuffed and finished with a precision old-school blanket stitch.

These little oddities are designed, cut, hand-sewn and infused with adoration by yours truly in my dining room in Burlington, Ontario. I only use soft heirloom-quality wool-blend felt. They’re a hoot to make and I'm in love with them all!

✈︎ Each ornament ships with a branded Vaginament® name and care tag, because no vagina should be nameless, let alone uncared for <3

"Every time a bell rings, a Vaginament® gets her wings!"

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© All of the photographs, written descriptions, and especially the concept and construction of Vaginament® ornaments are property of Suzanne McAleenan, DBA Felt Melons™. Please respect my intellectual property, copyright-protected design, and my USPTO-registered trademark.